your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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