I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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