Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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