I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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