if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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