Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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