the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dignity is for republicans.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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