Don't you send me to vm
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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