He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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