My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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