plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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