I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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