Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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