Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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