Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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