I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Jerry, you need to find god
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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