I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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