he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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