YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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