Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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