She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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