on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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