That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just google imaged poop.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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