my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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