I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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