NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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