Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
