i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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