let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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