So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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