But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You really coming over, don't trick.
We won't sleep together?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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