I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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