I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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