I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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