i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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