the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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