Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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