16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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