So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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