Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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