My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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