Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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