Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
