I got chris browned last night
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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