I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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