He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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