You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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