why didn't you poke me back
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom