I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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