she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I need to calm my uterus...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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