Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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