Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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