just come out here and I will go home with you...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My penis needs a shock collar
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.