What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.