i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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