just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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