yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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