Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
